Top Ten Signs That You Accidentally Married into a Family of Elves

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(10) Your wife needs a separate closet for all the shoes she has made. They’re all red velvet.

(9) At your wedding reception, your wife’s cousins did shots of maple syrup.

(8) There is a hot chocolate bar in your basement. In July.

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Writer. Teacher. Librarian. Lover of books, cats, and comic cons. Hater of vegetables.

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Anthony Aycock

Writer. Teacher. Librarian. Lover of books, cats, and comic cons. Hater of vegetables.